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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster.

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We all love a good laugh, no matter the occasion. But as you get older, the adult funny jokes may be the more appropriate and enjoyable option. If you are a bit innocent, then you may not know what is to be expected from an adult joke. Expect sexual jokes and offensive humour. Although we will leave the more disgusting and horrible humour to the darker places of the web…. Our best rude jokes can be used in a number of situations… We think they could work perfectly inside a greeting card, a casual joke to your friend or you could even risk it and use some as pickup lines… We will let you decide! As we enter our huge list of funny adult jokes, we would like to warn you of rude language and a lot of sexual innuendos….

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? I asked a Chinese girl for her number.